he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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