My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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