Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Randomize