well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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