She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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