I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
So. Much. Porn.
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