i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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