? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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