And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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