We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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