Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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