whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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