yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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