I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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