i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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