this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
