I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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