okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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