no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
