If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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