Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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