We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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