This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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