I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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