If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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