oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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