I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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