Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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