Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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