all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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