Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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