Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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