so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
