State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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