No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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