call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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