brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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