i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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