There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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