I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
