I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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