Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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