He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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