Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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