This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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