so that wasnt chicken after all
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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