I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
