I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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