You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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