do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm sobbing to NWA
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
