oh god the rape fog is back!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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