oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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