tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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