their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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